To Be 8 again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the
bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
birthday.
"I'd
like to be eight again", she replied, still looking in the mirror
.
On the morning
of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of CocoPops, and then took her to Adventure
World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there
was.
Five hours
later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach
felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being eight
again."?
Her eyes slowly opened and
her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size,
you f@*#*!
retard!!!!"
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonnaget it
wrong....
SEND THIS TO ALL THE MEN
&WOMEN WHO NEED A
LAUGH....