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The sword is more important
than the
shield, and skill is more important than either...
The final weapon is
the brain.
All else is supplemental.
1. Don't pick a fight with an
old man.
If he is too old to fight,
he'll just kill you.
2. I carry a
gun because a cop is too heavy.
3. When seconds count, the cops are
just
minutes away.
4. A reporter did a human-interest piece
on
the Texas Rangers.
The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911
the Ranger was
carrying and asked him 'Why do you carry a 45?'
The Ranger responded, 'Because
they don't make a 46.'
5. The old sheriff was attending an awards
dinner when a lady commented on his wearing
his sidearm 'Sheriff, I see you have
your pistol.
Are you expecting trouble?' 'No Ma'am.
If I were expecting trouble,
I would have
brought my shotgun.'
6. Beware the man who only carries one gun.
HE
PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!
But wait, there's more!
I was
once asked by a lady visiting if I had
a gun in the house.
I said I
did. She said
'Well I certainly
hope it isn't loaded!'
To which I said, of course it is loaded,
it can't work
without bullets!'
She then asked,
'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming
into
your house?' My reply was,
“No not at all. I am not afraid of the
house
catching fire either,
but I have fire extinguishers around,
and they are all
loaded too”.
HAVE A NICE DAY But
don't Monkey with Me...
And
Remember:
I'm a firm believer of the 2nd
Amendment!
If you are too, please
forward..
WHERE ELSE
BUT AMERICA
ONLY IN AMERICA
We are the only
country where we
have homeless without
shelter, children going to bed without
eating, elderly going
without needed meds, and
mentally ill without treatment -
yet we have a benefit for the people of Haiti
on 12 TV stations, ships and
planes lining
up with food, water, tents, clothes, bedding,
doctors and medical
supplies.
Imagine if we gave ourselves the same support
that we give other
countries.
I feel bad for them,
but I wonder who cares about America .
99% of people
won't have the guts to forward this and
there in lies our
problem.
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