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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant !!

July 14, 2013
An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely  Brilliant !!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense ,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure
how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape. He will be …

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How Government Work's

June 12, 2013


"Three  contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at a Government  property.  One is from Hollister,  another is from Forsyth,  and the third is from Reeds Spring  . 

All three go with an government official to examine the fence.  The Hollister contractor takes out a tape measure a…

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Two Wolves

May 31, 2013


One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. 
He said, 'My son, the battle is between 'two wolves' inside us all.

'One is Evil.  It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity,g…

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Highway patrol gave feds Missouri weapon permits data

April 11, 2013

Highway patrol gave feds Missouri weapon permits data

JEFFERSON CITY – The Missouri State Highway Patrol has twice turned over the entire list of Missouri concealed weapon permit holders to federal authorities, most recently in January…

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CO Sheriff Calls Out Obama After Political Grandstanding In Denver Read more:

April 5, 2013

CO Sheriff Calls Out Obama After Political Grandstanding In Denver

shayne heap

Barack Obama visited Denver, Colorado to push his sweeping attack on the Constitution and the Second Amendment (also known as gun control legislation) on Wednesday. While he used several policeman as a…

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Could You Pass A US Citizenship Test ????

April 3, 2013

Great Poem !

March 31, 2013


America is the land of the free,
Millions have died for you and me.
Our Constitution is under attack,
By “The Messiah” , the socialist Barack .

The Democrat party has ceased to be,
They wish total control over you and me.
Socialists and Communists they have become,
Destroy America, their rul…

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Troops Ordered to Kill All Americans who Do Not Turn In Gun's !!!!!

March 26, 2013

Kentucky Sheriff No Federal Gun Confiscation's

March 23, 2013

BAD BAD GUN !!!!!!!

March 20, 2013
Love this

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 870 right in the doorway. I gave it 6 shells, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the…

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Idiot Sponsors to Missouri's Gun Grab

February 16, 2013

If you haven’t yet civilly contacted these state representatives to express your displeasure at their deliberate circumvention of  the Second Amendment, you can do so here:

Address: MO House of Representatives
201 West Capitol Avenue
Room 105B
Jefferson City MO 65101

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Missouri Democrats Introduce Legislation to Confiscate Firearms – Gives Gun Owners 90 Days to Turn in Weapons

February 16, 2013

Missouri Democrats introduced an anti-gun bill which would turn law-abiding firearm owners into criminals. They will have 90 days to turn in their guns if the legislation is passed.

Dana Loesch Radio reported on the new legislation being pushed by Missouri Democrats:

Any person who, prior to the…

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Banners go MLM

February 16, 2013

We are Preparing for Massive Civil War, Say's DHS informant

February 4, 2013

Wounded Knee and Gun Control - even a liberal gets this

January 27, 2013
from a LIBERAL Jewish friend of mine from NYC
December 29, 2012 marked the 122nd Anniversary of the murder of 297 Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on 
the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. These 
297 people, in their winter camp, were murdered by federal agen…

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Commander in Chief or Liar in Chief ??????

January 19, 2013

Prepper Poem

December 29, 2012

Twas the month before Christmas
And all through the house
The storage was low
Hardly a crumb for a mouse.

The shelves were about empty,
Oh, what a plight!
The wolf's at the door,
And no money in sight.

All the children were nestled
To keep warm in their bed,
Hoping that before long
They surely would be fed.


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A Christmas Poem Remember Our Military !!!!!

December 17, 2012
This has been around yearly at Christmas time but it's message is still the same. Remember our troops wherever they are and pray for them.
God Bless them all.

A Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I …

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Abbott and Costello On UnEmplyment !!!!!

November 12, 2012
Abbott and Costello on Unemployment
I can actually see Abbott and Costello doing this in my mind. Someone took some time to have fun with this.
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .

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83 and Tired !!!!!!!

July 25, 2012

Bill Cosby "I'm 83 and Tired"

                          This should be required …

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