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An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely Brilliant !!

An Obituary printed in the London Times.....Absolutely  Brilliant !!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense ,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure
how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red
tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense
lived by simple,
sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable
strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health
began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations
were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after
lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened
his condition.

Common Sense
lost ground when
parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to
do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer
sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense
lost the will to
live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.

Common Sense
took a beating
when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the
burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense
finally gave up
the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of
coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a
huge settlement.

Common Sense
was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.



Moving to Oklahoma?  THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING.  
Oklahoma is the only state that Obama did not win or even carry one county the last election.  While everyone is focusing on Arizona’s new law, look what Oklahoma has been doing!
An update from Oklahoma :

Oklahoma passed, 37 to 9, an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol.  The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake.  Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values!   (HB 1330)

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.
Oklahoma recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen.  They all scattered. (HB 1804).  This was against the advice of the Federal Government and the ACLU; they said it would be a mistake.

Guess what.......... Oklahoma did it anyway.
Recently we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegal's to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes.  Pelosi said it was unconstitutional.  (SB 1102)

Guess what......... Oklahoma did it anyway.
Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives.  Joining Texas, Montana, and Utah as the only states to do so.  More states are likely to follow:  Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, both Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas, West Virginia, Mississippi, and Florida.  Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again.  (HJR 1003)

The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns.  Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles.  I'm sure that was a setback for the criminals.  The liberals didn't like it.  But....

Guess what........... Oklahoma did it anyway.

Just this month, the state has voted and passed a law that ALL drivers’ license exams will be printed in English, and only English, and no other language.  They have been called racist for doing this, but the fact is that ALL of the road signs are in English only.  If you want to drive in Oklahoma, you must read and write English.  Really simple.

By the way, the liberals don't like any of this either.

Guess what...who cares... Oklahoma is doing it anyway.
If you like it, pass it on, if you don't then delete it.

Guess what:  I'm pretty sure the people I'm sending this to will send it on.  Well, at least those who love and believe in  freedom will.

In God We Trust

How Government Work's


"Three  contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at a Government  property.  One is from Hollister,  another is from Forsyth,  and the third is from Reeds Spring  . 

All three go with an government official to examine the fence.  The Hollister contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.  "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900, $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."        The Forsyth contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says,  "I can do this job for $700. That's $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."  

The Reeds Spring contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the government official and whispers, "$2,700."   

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys.  How did you come up with such a high figure?"  

The Reeds Spring contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Forsyth to fix the fence."   

 "Done!"  Replies the government official.    

And that, my fellow tax payers, is how a Government Stimulus plan works."


Two Wolves


One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. 
He said, 'My son, the battle is between 'two wolves' inside us all.

'One is Evil.  It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity,guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.'

'The other is Good.  It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.'

The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, 'Which wolf wins?'

The old Cherokee simply replied,
'The one you feed.'

Highway patrol gave feds Missouri weapon permits data

Highway patrol gave feds Missouri weapon permits data

JEFFERSON CITY – The Missouri State Highway Patrol has twice turned over the entire list of Missouri concealed weapon permit holders to federal authorities, most recently in January, Sen. Kurt Schaefer said Wednesday.

Questioning in the Senate Appropriations Committee revealed that on two occasions, in November 2011 and again in January, the patrol asked for and received the full list from the state Division of Motor Vehicle and Driver Licensing. Schaefer later met in his office with Col. Ron Replogle, superintendent of the patrol.

After the meeting, he said Replogle had given him sketchy details about turning over the list, enough to raise many more questions.

MORE HERE : http://www.columbiatribune.com

The Tunnel People That Live Under The Streets Of America

Michael Snyder
Economic Collapse
April 10, 2013

Did you know that there are thousands upon thousands of homeless people that are living underground beneath the streets of major U.S. cities? It is happening in Las Vegas, it is happening in New York City and it is even happening in Kansas City. As the economy crumbles, poverty in the United States is absolutely exploding and so is homelessness. In addition to the thousands of “tunnel people” living under the streets of America, there are also thousands that are living in tent cities, there are tens of thousands that are living in their vehicles and there are more than a million public school children that do not have a home to go back to at night. The federal government tells us that the recession “is over” and that “things are getting better”, and yet poverty and homelessness in this country continue to rise with no end in sight. So what in the world are things going to look like when the next economic crisis hits?

When I heard that there were homeless people living in a network of underground tunnels beneath the streets of Kansas City, I was absolutely stunned. I have relatives that live in that area. I never thought of Kansas City as one of the more troubled cities in the United States.

But according to the Daily Mail, police recently discovered a network of tunnels under the city that people had been living in…

Below the streets of Kansas City, there are deep underground tunnels where a group of vagrant homeless people lived in camps.

These so-called homeless camps have now been uncovered by the Kansas City Police, who then evicted the residents because of the unsafe environment.

Authorities said these people were living in squalor, with piles of garbage and dirty diapers left around wooded areas.

The saddest part is the fact that authorities found dirty diapers in the areas near these tunnels. That must mean that babies were being raised in that kind of an environment.

Unfortunately, this kind of thing is happening all over the nation. In recent years, the tunnel people of Las Vegas have received quite a bit of publicity all over the world. It has been estimated that more than 1,000 people live in the massive network of flood tunnels under the city…

Deep beneath Vegas’s glittering lights lies a sinister labyrinth inhabited by poisonous spiders and a man nicknamed The Troll who wields an iron bar.

But astonishingly, the 200 miles of flood tunnels are also home to 1,000 people who eke out a living in the strip’s dark underbelly.

Some, like Steven and his girlfriend Kathryn, have furnished their home with considerable care – their 400sq ft ‘bungalow’ boasts a double bed, a wardrobe and even a bookshelf.

Could you imagine living like that? Sadly, for an increasing number of Americans a “normal lifestyle” is no longer an option. Either they have to go to the homeless shelters or they have to try to eke out an existence on their own any way that they can.

In New York City, authorities are constantly trying to root out the people that live in the tunnels under the city and yet they never seem to be able to find them all. The following is from a New York Post article about the “Mole People” that live underneath New York City…

The homeless people who live down here are called Mole People. They do not, as many believe, exist in a separate, organized underground society. It’s more of a solitary existence and loose-knit community of secretive, hard-luck individuals.

The New York Post followed one homeless man known as “John Travolta” on a tour through the underground world. What they discovered was a world that is very much different from what most New Yorkers experience…

In the tunnels, their world is one of malt liquor, tight spaces, schizophrenic neighbors, hunger and spells of heat and cold. Travolta and the others eat fairly well, living on a regimented schedule of restaurant leftovers, dumped each night at different times around the neighborhood above his foreboding home.

Even as the Dow hits record high after record high, poverty in New York City continues to rise at a very frightening pace. Incredibly, the number of homeless people sleeping in the homeless shelters of New York City has increased by a whopping 19 percent over the past year.

In many of our major cities, the homeless shelters are already at maximum capacity and are absolutely packed night after night. Large numbers of homeless people are often left to fend for themselves.

That is one reason why we have seen the rise of so many tent cities.

Yes, the tent cities are still there, they just aren’t getting as much attention these days because they do not fit in with the “economic recovery” narrative that the mainstream media is currently pushing.

In fact, many of the tent cities are larger than ever. For example, you can check out a Reuters video about a growing tent city in New Jersey that was posted on YouTube at the end of March right here. A lot of these tent cities have now become permanent fixtures, and unfortunately they will probably become much larger when the next major economic crisis strikes.

But perhaps the saddest part of all of this is the massive number of children that are suffering night after night.

For the first time ever, more than a million public school children in the United States are homeless. That number has risen by 57 percent since the 2006-2007 school year.

So if things are really “getting better”, then why in the world do we have more than a million public school children without homes?

These days a lot of families that have lost their homes have ended up living in their vehicles. The following is an excerpt from a 60 Minutes interview with one family that is living in their truck…

This is the home of the Metzger family. Arielle,15. Her brother Austin, 13. Their mother died when they were very young. Their dad, Tom, is a carpenter. And, he’s been looking for work ever since Florida’s construction industry collapsed. When foreclosure took their house, he bought the truck on Craigslist with his last thousand dollars. Tom’s a little camera shy – thought we ought to talk to the kids – and it didn’t take long to see why.

Pelley: How long have you been living in this truck?

Arielle Metzger: About five months.

Pelley: What’s that like?

Arielle Metzger: It’s an adventure.

Austin Metzger: That’s how we see it.

Pelley: When kids at school ask you where you live, what do you tell ‘em?

Austin Metzger: When they see the truck they ask me if I live in it, and when I hesitate they kinda realize. And they say they won’t tell anybody.

Arielle Metzger: Yeah it’s not really that much an embarrassment. I mean, it’s only life. You do what you need to do, right?

But after watching a news report or reading something on the Internet about these people we rapidly forget about them because they are not a part of “our world”.

Another place where a lot of poor people end up is in prison. In aprevious article, I detailed how the prison population in the United States has been booming in recent years. If you can believe it, the United States now has approximately 25 percent of the entire global prison population even though it only has about 5 percent of the total global population.

And these days it is not just violent criminals that get thrown into prison. If you lose your job and get behind on your bills, you could be thrown into prison as well. The following is from a recent CBS News article

Roughly a third of U.S. states today jail people for not paying off their debts, from court-related fines and fees to credit card and car loans, according to the American Civil Liberties Union. Such practices contravene a 1983 United States Supreme Court ruling that they violate the Constitutions’s Equal Protection Clause.

Some states apply “poverty penalties,” such as late fees, payment plan fees and interest, when people are unable to pay all their debts at once. Alabama charges a 30 percent collection fee, for instance, while Florida allows private debt collectors to add a 40 percent surcharge on the original debt. Some Florida counties also use so-called collection courts, where debtors can be jailed but have no right to a public defender. In North Carolina, people are charged for using a public defender, so poor defendants who can’t afford such costs may be forced to forgo legal counsel.

The high rates of unemployment and government fiscal shortfalls that followed the housing crash have increased the use of debtors’ prisons, as states look for ways to replenish their coffers. Said Chettiar, “It’s like drawing blood from a stone. States are trying to increase their revenue on the backs of the poor.”

If you are poor, the United States can be an incredibly cold and cruel place. Mercy and compassion are in very short supply.

The middle class continues to shrink and poverty continues to grow with each passing year. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, approximately one out of every six Americans is now living in poverty. And if you throw in those that are considered to be “near poverty”, that number becomes much larger. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, more than 146 million Americans are either “poor” or “low income”.

For many more facts about the rapid increase of poverty in this country, please see my previous article entitled “21 Statistics About The Explosive Growth Of Poverty In America That Everyone Should Know“.

But even as poverty grows, it seems like the hearts of those that still do have money are getting colder. Just check out what happened recently at a grocery store that was in the process of closing down in Augusta, Georgia

Residents filled the parking lot with bags and baskets hoping to get some of the baby food, canned goods, noodles and other non-perishables. But a local church never came to pick up the food, as the storeowner prior to the eviction said they had arranged. By the time the people showed up for the food, what was left inside the premises—as with any eviction—came into the ownership of the property holder, SunTrust Bank.

The bank ordered the food to be loaded into dumpsters and hauled to a landfill instead of distributed. The people that gathered had to be restrained by police as they saw perfectly good food destroyed. Local Sheriff Richard Roundtree told the news “a potential for a riot was extremely high.”

Can you imagine watching that happen?

But of course handouts and charity are only temporary solutions. What the poor in this country really need are jobs, and unfortunately there has not been a jobs recovery in the United States since the recession ended.

In fact, the employment crisis looks like it is starting to take another turn for the worse. The number of layoffs in the month of March was 30 percent higher than the same time a year ago.

Meanwhile, small businesses are indicating that hiring is about to slow down significantly. According to a recent survey by the National Federation of Independent Businesses, small businesses in the United States are extremely pessimistic right now. The following is what Goldman Sachs had to say about this survey…

Components of the survey were consistent with the decline in headline optimism, as the net percent of respondents planning to hire fell to 0% (from +4%), those expecting higher sales fell to -4% (from +1%), and those reporting that it is a good time to expand ticked down to +4% (from +5%). The net percent of respondents expecting the economy to improve was unchanged at -28%, a very depressed level. However, on the positive side, +25% of respondents plan increased capital spending [ZH: With Alcoa CapEx spending at a 2 year low]. Small business owners continue to place poor sales, taxes, and red tape at the top of their list of business problems, as they have for the past several years.

So why aren’t our politicians doing anything to fix this?

For example, why in the world don’t they stop millions of our jobs from being sent out of the country?

Well, the truth is that they don’t think we have a problem. In fact, U.S. Senator Ron Johnson recently said that U.S. trade deficits “don’t matter”.

He apparently does not seem alarmed that more than 56,000 manufacturing facilities have been shut down in the United States since 2001.

And since the last election, the White House has seemed to have gone into permanent party mode.

On Tuesday, another extravagant party will be held at the White House. It is being called “In Performance at the White House: Memphis Soul”, and it is going to include some of the biggest names in the music industry…

As the White House has previously announced, Justin Timberlake (who will be making his White House debut), Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others will be performing at the exclusive event.

And so who will be paying for all of this?

You and I will be. Even as the Obamas cry about all of the other “spending cuts” that are happening, they continue to blow millions of taxpayer dollars on wildly extravagant parties and vacations.

Overall, U.S. taxpayers will spend well over a billion dollars on the Obamas this year.

I wonder what the tunnel people that live under the streets of America think about that.

This article was posted: Wednesday, April 10, 2013 at 6:01 am

CO Sheriff Calls Out Obama After Political Grandstanding In Denver Read more: http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/04/shayne-heap-co-sheriff-calls-out-obama-after-political-grandstanding-in-denver/#ixzz2PeK6Diao

CO Sheriff Calls Out Obama After Political Grandstanding In Denver

shayne heap

Barack Obama visited Denver, Colorado to push his sweeping attack on the Constitution and the Second Amendment (also known as gun control legislation) on Wednesday. While he used several policeman as a backdrop, not one of Colorado’s sheriffs were included in the event, not that they would have wanted to be given their statement contrary to Obama’s policies. But it was more than that. Sheriffs from 62 counties were kept out of the event because they oppose the Marxist-in-chiefs attacks on the Constitution. However, there would not be silence on the part of one sheriff. So listen as Elbert County Colorado Sheriff Shayne Heap responds to Obama’s comments.

He said that he was saddened that it took the event at Newtown to wake people up to the issue of violence in the nation, but even more than that he said that he regrets “that these tragic events have only served to be a launching point for political agendas and grand standing.”

Instead of attacking guns, the sheriff rightly says, “More intense discussion should be about why more people are acting out so violently and using any kind of instrument they can find, even if it’s driving a car into a Wal-mart or attacking innocent people with a club.”

Sheriff Heap points out the difference between urban and rural law enforcement and demonstrates that this is the reason for having “local law enforcement.” Obviously these two areas have completely different needs when it comes to how the issue of violence is dealt with.

“The source of frustration, and in some cases the passionate speaking out of our fellow sheriffs is because of the extreme measures of our state legislature,” he said. “To make laws that are constitutionally questionable and punitive to law abiding citizens, who’ve done nothing wrong, borders on legislative abuse.”

“We believe in keeping guns out of the hands of violent criminals, but we believe it can be done without stripping the rights of law abiding citizens,” Heap added.

He also pointed out that Obama had flown in from Washington, D. C., which has the highest murder rate per capita and “wants to tell Colorado what to do.”

“We are frustrated with this kind of political hypocrisy,” Heap said in disgust. “Mr. Obama has fought vehemently for the right to use drone strikes in foreign countries without cumbersome bureaucratic oversight. We applaud his tactic of addressing the source of terrorism and violence through these tactics. However, his domestic policy has been to ‘carpet bomb’ law abiding citizens with excessive restrictions. He continues to fail in addressing the violence in our society, which operates outside the law and outside his broad legislative attack on Constitutional rights.”

Now I disagree with the issue of drone strikes. While they are useful where we have declared war, using them to kill innocent people is wrong and there is enough evidence to demonstrate that this administration has engaged in the murder of innocents abroad in countries we are not at war with. However, his point is well taken about the obvious lack of concern for what is truly taking place in our society.

The Sheriff points out that while Obama has spent billions and countless American lives to defend our borders, according to Sheriff Heap, they “remain porous.” Barack Obama has yet to secure our borders and continues to supply the enemies of the U.S. with weapons via Fast and Furious to Mexican drug cartels who are killing Border Patrol Agents and have been operating inside our borders for years, aiding the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, al-Qaeda in Libya and Syria and a host other countries.

The Sheriff says that Obama has spent billions to protect children in other countries, but hasn’t spent one dime to provide officers for children in American schools. My position has always been that he shouldn’t be spending that money abroad or here for that “security.” It is simply more big government. I do want to know when Americans are going to stand up and tell the Federal government that they are not asking to exercise their rights in education and the Second Amendment in the public schools, but rather are simply going to start holding those who want to impose on those rights accountable for their infringement upon the Constitution and thus upon them.

In talking about Obama coming and joining the “extreme” legislature of Colorado to push their agenda, Sheriff Heap says that Obama is “part of the choir that leverages tragedy to enact extreme legislation which ignores the root problem of violence and anger in our country.”

To make his point, he cites the fact that if the new gun legislation being proposed would have been in effect in Newtown, it wouldn’t have stopped what happened, because the shooter used someone else’s “legally purchased guns.”

Then making an obvious reference to political history, Sheriff Heap said, “The long term ineffectiveness of Mr. Obama’s actions and political showmanship only lacked a flight suit, aircraft carrier, and a sign proclaiming ‘mission accomplished.’”

He then turned to the state legislature and said that their political hypocrisy was no different than Obama’s. He pointed out that at the same time the extremists in the Colorado State House were trying to eliminate the Second Amendment rights of honest, law abiding citizens, they were also seeking to eliminate the death penalty and this was taking place as the prosecutor begins his case in the Aurora shooting involving alleged shooter James Holmes.

“It is fundamentally wrong to be increasing restrictions on those who have committed no crime, while easing the punishment for one of the most vicious killers in recent history,” Heap said. In stating this, he then pointed out that those seeking to put such legislation in place are not out for the long term best of their constituents, but rather were out to push their social agendas.

“We cannot stop criminals by punishing the 99.9 percent of honest people,” he continued. “While it is politically expedient, it’s tactically ineffective.”

Instead of calling for politicians, heap said that we need statesmen who will address the real problems in our land with wisdom. He also said that as a first responder, he and others like him want to prevent violent crimes, but they realize that punishing law abiding citizens with restrictions will not do that. “We want enforceable laws that address the criminals and not innocent citizens.”

“We should not rest until we have addressed this culture of violence, rather than the instruments they choose to use,” Heap declared. “It is time we get real with the problems in our state and in our nation.”

Sheriff Heap then closed by pleading for “statesmen, who have the courage to take the lead in dispelling the political divisions driven by our own leaders for their political advancement. We want the violence to stop, not just left unaddressed so we can find a new instrument of death – when the guns are all gone.”

Well said Sheriff Heap! I admire the courage to go on camera and address Obama in this manner, to call out what he is doing and has been doing and to take on those politicians who seek to push their agendas rather than govern righteously and protect the liberties of the people. Indeed, someone will have to address the things Heap calls for, but the only ones who are able to do so with real wisdom are those who actually believe that God has spoken about how men should be governed and how they are to treat one another as those made in His image. That will only take place as men are obedient to Him.

Read more: http://freedomoutpost.com/2013/04/shayne-heap-co-sheriff-calls-out-obama-after-political-grandstanding-in-denver/#ixzz2PeJU4yRm

Could You Pass A US Citizenship Test ????

Great Poem !


America is the land of the free,
Millions have died for you and me.
Our Constitution is under attack,
By “The Messiah” , the socialist Barack .

The Democrat party has ceased to be,
They wish total control over you and me.
Socialists and Communists they have become,
Destroy America, their rule number one ,

Cutting the military their ultimate goal,
Along with selling their devilish soul.
Drones in the sky in the land of the free,
So they can keep tabs on you and me.

The Second Amendment they HATE you see,
Because it means freedom for you and me.
They tap our phones and e-mail too,
They are afraid of what we can do.

They want my guns, they are saying to me,
Not as long as I breath and able to see.
I took my oath and went to Nam,
They WILL NOT get guns from this old man !

Many have died for the red white and blue,
If the need arises, I will too.
Guns from my hands they will have to pry,
MOLON LABE is the battle cry !!!!!!

John D USN RVN 71, 72, 73, evac 75

Troops Ordered to Kill All Americans who Do Not Turn In Gun's !!!!!

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Am i Free to Go ?????

Come on People Let's Not Give Up Our Right's


President"s Day

I was eating  breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, 


"What day  is tomorrow?";


She said "It's President's Day!"


She is a smart kid.


I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something aboutWashington or Lincoln .... etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the 

White House, and if he sees his shadow,  we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."


It hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!


A Glass of Wine

To my
FRIENDS who enjoy a glass of wine..
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of $hit

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service



IRS Dependant's

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question:

"List all

I replied:

12 million illegal immigrants;
3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons;
Half of Mexico ; and
535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.



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