Advising The New Priest
The new priest is nervous about hearing
confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new
priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out
of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand ...and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'..."
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says,... "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No shit? What happened next'?"
The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand ...and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'..."
The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.
The old priest says,... "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No shit? What happened next'?"