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FREEZER BAGS: They are
male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through
them.
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PHOTOCOPIERS: These are
female. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong
buttons.
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TiRES: Tires are male,
because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a
male object. Because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under
them.
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SPONGES: These are female
because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
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WEB PAGES: Female. Because
they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit
on.
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TRAINS: Definitely male.
Because they always use the same old lines for picking up
people.
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EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are
female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.
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HAMMERS: Male. Because in
the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally handy to
have around.
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THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female.
Ha! You probably thought it would be male. But consider this: It easily gives
a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it and, while he doesn't always know which
buttons to push, he just keeps trying.
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