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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with
'Guess' on it.
So I said 'Implants?' She hit
me.
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Marriage changes
passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a
relative.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my
life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss
America
?
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When I was young we used to go 'skinny
dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.'
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I signed up for an exercise class and
was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have signed up in the first
place!
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Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we
messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
AMEN, AMEN!
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Don't argue with an idiot; people
watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
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Wouldn't you know
it....
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but
FAT cells live forever.
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Why is it that our children can't read a
Bible in school, but they can in prison?
A completely brilliant
question!!!!!!!
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Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you
can read this, thank a teacher -
and, since it's in English, thank a
soldier'
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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in
court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Another completely
brilliant question!!!!
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