Saying goodbye to Mother (Not Sad)
You
Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
You
don't even have to like 'em!
We
were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years
Eve
Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,
covered
our
pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The
taxi
arrived and we opened the front door to leave the
house.
As we
walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the
yard
scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house
because she always tries to eat the
bird.
My
wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back
inside
to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs with me in hot
pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want
the driver to know that the house will be empty for the
night.
So,
she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's
just
going
upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'
A few
minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so
long,'
I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her ass with a coat hanger to
get
her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had
to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her
from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her
out into the back yard!'
The
cab driver hit a parked car.
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