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I think my dog is a member of Congress !!!!

It's just dawned on me.... 
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a  day.
He  has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him. 
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical
needs arise.
For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs and he is
not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. 
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. 
He receives these accommodations absolutely free. 
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick  ........
 OMG! I think my dog is a member of Congress! 

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